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Everything you definitely didn't want to know about Steve Jobs, and never thought to ask. The i in iPod actually stands for inundation.
I knew it! I actually thought iphones never needed recharging as they were powered purely from Steve Jobs ego, and that's a lot to go round.
haha, awesome.
btw, your forward button on previous comics appears to be brokeded.
I may be slow, but why do he needs Iphone 5 to harvest souls? All the fanboys would have sold thiere souls to him long befor that.
@pff: souls wear out with time. Never noticed? They used to last a lifetime, sometimes even longer, but these days we only get crappy discount souls. They don't taste as good either.
They sold their souls ages ago for the iToy 4, so the pot is dry and needs to be refilled. Although apparently, child's tears works as a substitute.
Actually, I think this is why Apple didn't just wait for the iPhone 5 before they released the iPhone on Verizon--Jobs needed that quick influx of souls, and couldn't wait.
Yeah, well, just to get you home. Gimme that ole funky soul anytime! I gather Jobs will only listen to Motown's Greatest Hits album too. The LP of course.
