"Everything sounds like cake"

sounds like a friend of mine :P

Sounds like my life and my bloody 165 pound dumb dog.

Walk the dog, that's a dance move, isn't it? From "Dansa med Le Roy" ?

Ingen aning :)

Warning: metaphores are not what they seem.

Yo-Yo Techniques for the Beginner : Walking the Dog Yo-Yo Trick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGgHq1RuF84

I can see why you'd believe that :(