Welcome to the new United States.
2021-01-21
Congrats my American friends.
Hopefully now you will not be the laughing stock of the world, and maybe take back your (self entitled) title of "B3stest c0untry in t3h w0rld! omgwtfbbq!", or at least help humanity forward instead of backwards.
One thing I'm wondering about tho... wasn't corona supposed to disappear when Biden was sworn in? I'm disappointed.

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I thought it was! Maybe they set the virus killswitch wrong or something!
Anyways, welcome back us, now try not to rescind in four years!