"Scary mother fucking game"

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Scary mother fucking game
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 March 11, 2009

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By Jens

I still haven't opened it, can't wait to play it :)

By Keiotic

The Ripper is so satisfying to use <3

By xenophobia

holy shit O_o

By Malle

Wow, that are the nicest shitstains i've ever seen, wallpapertime ;)

By blurredexistence

Erm... you want shit stains as a wallpaper?... werido!

By Danny

My sentiments exactly.

That game litterally made me shit my pants within the first 30 minutes of it. If there's any game I won't ever finish, it's that one.

By Flawed

I actually played it for several minutes, until I got my first weapon.

Then I understood that I would have to actually face the bastards, so I quit and uninstalled the game.

By Doc

"I've got to get me one of these!"

By Rogerjak

The game is amazing. I beated-...twice.

And I got scared a lot. But what I liked the most was the constant tension the sounds induce.d

By lost_scotsman

How the hell did he manage to shit on the walls? Sitting in a pile of poo I can understand, but that's surely a result of projectile pooping. Did he play with his pants down?........ Actually that's a silly question - It's Madsen, of course he played with his pants down.

By Tak

I think I'm gonna go to the store pretty damn soon. I need to repaint the walls at home anyways. No fan of shooting games, but this I gotta see...

By Anton

You gotta be joking! That game was great, but it sucked hard as a horror game! It's just a thriller/shooter for me. Sure, it's somewhat creepy, but not scary — that's for sure!

By Tak

Loved the link to the 'Available online for free' stickers... Someone really had the guts to...?

By Crim

I picked up the game when it first came out in November here in the states...started playin it thinkin "ehh, this aint so bad it's jus...OH GOD!!!!"

The rest of the game continued like that. It doesn't let up.

By PhoeniXYZ

Dead Space is amazing. Why didnt you play it earlier?

By Nelz

ohhhh well dead space is OK but if u want some scary Sh1t u need to play Silent hill:)
pzzzzzzzzzzzz ut

By soulofaqua

I have played it and I have returned it. It does not scare me much, the story ain't great and gameplay solely is not satisfying enough for me.

By Razor

The characters are designed to be scary, but just like in the Resident Evil games, they're only frightening until you get a handgun. Then it becomes yet another FPS of the bunch. With tentacle-raping babies, if anything, but not even that saves the game.

Besides, the whole "pregnant whale crawling through a desert" mobility the main character has takes a lot of points out of the game, as does the plotline. I liked this game more when it was called Alien. And hey, Halo called, it wants its "main character whose face is covered just so we don't have to animate it during cutscenes" back.

tl;dr: The game's is not scary, only barely amusing, and full of tentacle pr0n. It's Duke Nukem's revenge.

By Michelrpg

without the bubblegum :(

By Angie

wee dead space! enemy-obliterating-scare-the-pants-off-you-goodness : )

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