January 26th, 2011 at 12:32 pm
Everything you definitely didn’t want to know about Steve Jobs, and never thought to ask. The i in iPod actually stands for inundation.
January 26th, 2011 at 1:01 pm
I knew it! I actually thought iphones never needed recharging as they were powered purely from Steve Jobs ego, and that’s a lot to go round.
January 27th, 2011 at 1:32 am
btw, your forward button on previous comics appears to be brokeded.
January 27th, 2011 at 4:47 am
I may be slow, but why do he needs Iphone 5 to harvest souls? All the fanboys would have sold thiere souls to him long befor that.
January 27th, 2011 at 10:47 am
@pff: souls wear out with time. Never noticed? They used to last a lifetime, sometimes even longer, but these days we only get crappy discount souls. They don’t taste as good either.
January 27th, 2011 at 1:52 pm
They sold their souls ages ago for the iToy 4, so the pot is dry and needs to be refilled. Although apparently, child’s tears works as a substitute.
January 27th, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Actually, I think this is why Apple didn’t just wait for the iPhone 5 before they released the iPhone on Verizon–Jobs needed that quick influx of souls, and couldn’t wait.
January 28th, 2011 at 9:53 am
Yeah, well, just to get you home. Gimme that ole funky soul anytime! I gather Jobs will only listen to Motown’s Greatest Hits album too. The LP of course.