Mother of my future children


Mother of my future children

Monday | August 9th, 2010


August 9th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

At least she is in the same room with the kid. That is better than a lot of parents out there.

August 9th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

lol. it’s like one of them robot toys. keeps bumping into things, makes a noise then turns around and does it again.

August 9th, 2010 at 10:46 pm

I once read somewhere that small children deliberately hit their head against things because the concussion gives them a small high.

August 10th, 2010 at 12:29 am

WTF it gets better every day KEEEEEEP IT UUUUUUP!

August 10th, 2010 at 4:03 am

At least he’s bumping into the couch, not a wall…

August 10th, 2010 at 5:10 am

Since the speech bubbles are pointing off screen i was assuming it was a large table or cabinet we can’t see.

August 10th, 2010 at 7:51 am

as long as the kid still has no bald spots on his head.. he’s good to go
* bump *
* bump *
* bump *

August 10th, 2010 at 11:10 am

That last Daa sounds like he’s learning already. Chirpy little bugger tho

August 10th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

It might sound strange to you, but when I read the comic ( the da-da part ) I thought immediatly about the final fantasy VII battle win theme song. Da-da da-da, da da, da-da-daaaaaaaaaa.

And then the comment about the kid hitting his head to the wall gave me the summon chocobo vision.. ( you know, the head first smash into the enemy ).

Anywayyyyyy… Guess I was expecting a final fantasy comic of you guys today and it messed my head up, but the visions made the comic perfect for me! ( I know I am strange.. )

Keep it up!!

August 10th, 2010 at 2:10 pm


Or he hit his head so hard he speaks in Russian now.

August 10th, 2010 at 7:23 pm

Yeah, they are all cute and stuff. But you have it about 20 years. 20 years!
They are a punishment by God for sex.

August 10th, 2010 at 11:32 pm

This is what kids are doing these days. :)

August 11th, 2010 at 11:59 am

Reminds me of my kid… The kind of 2 year old who will drape a towel or blanket over his head, and sprint away screaming “AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!” head first into the door, bounce off, land on his backside, and sit there giggling for five minutes.

The kid who can somehow find away to split to his head open while sitting on the sofa and then sit there quite happily drawing patterns and quietly singing to himself with his own vital fluids whilst the rest of it gushes down his face.

The spawn who’s first instinct when faced with a wall or other large raised surface is to climb up and jump off, safe in the knowledge that at least one of his parents will shit themselves and catch him as plumets to certain pwnage and/or An heroism.

August 11th, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Imagine being in Japan with such a kid, he’d tear all the walls down!

August 11th, 2010 at 5:35 pm

Mine would eat them :

August 11th, 2010 at 7:27 pm

considering i was mostly raised by the TeeeVee, who needs a parent now?, well except for paying for the teevee and the electric bill

August 11th, 2010 at 9:30 pm

and the food.


There is no spoon.