The diffrence between female and male friendship:
Your wife comes home the next morning. U ask: ” Where´ve ye been all night?” “With my best friend Ladys night.” U don´t trust her and call her best friend, asking if ur wife was there all night…the best friends answers truthfully no.
U come home the next morning. Ur wife nags “Where the hell have u been all night. I was worried!” “Out with ma buddy drinkin n´shit.” She doesn´t trust u. She calls ur best friend. “Was my hubby at ur place last night?” Ur best buddy answers “Hell yeah! He´s still here!”
Moral of the story…u guys gotte be hella aware which excuse the other one used for the night. Or it will be Game on and FUCK OFF very soon ;)