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Monday | May 31st, 2010


May 31st, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Final Fantasy XXXVII : “oh, i’m on DVD 12, just staring up the third part of the tutorial”

May 31st, 2010 at 12:54 pm

If they bring back Beatrix from Final Fantasy 9 and allow for her to be defeated I’d be willing to wade through a tutorial that long Doc. I’d be willing to live in the matrix while playing and allow them to use my genitalia as an incubator for nanobots to smite that wench.

May 31st, 2010 at 2:42 pm

The game called RL is far more fun :)

May 31st, 2010 at 6:24 pm

I didn’t even get 25 hours of tutorial at school! At least, I don’t remember anything of the sort…

May 31st, 2010 at 7:54 pm

Better at least some kind of “toturial”. I hate those “WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?” games. There are a lot of them.

May 31st, 2010 at 8:34 pm

Yeah i hate those games which just stick you right into the shit with no tutorial, and a manual that even forgets to tell you the key binds (and you know that if the game’s got those issues then there’s no way you’re gonna be able to change any of the binds either!).

June 1st, 2010 at 10:14 am

I dunno, I don’t mind the ‘no tutorial’ games. As long as I can find the keybinds in the Options menu, I’m good to go. (That’s basically how I got through every Valve game ever.)

The game called life is worse. The tutorial for that is 12 to 13 years long, and the pause menu is disabled, and if you turn off the console you have to start from the beginning again.

June 1st, 2010 at 1:34 pm

Tutorials are for lamers. An F1 keyguide and 10 minutes on “WTFTHISISIMPOSSIBLE” mode should be enough to get anyone’s head around a computer game.

June 1st, 2010 at 6:52 pm

Madsen, you played FF11 and now your complaining about that little chunk of an Tutorial in 13? Something cant be right with that ;)


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