and if you have never had any kind of flu before, your one of us that have a 50% chance of getting it :D
BlurredExistence November 13th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
That’s quite good logic to use if you’re scared of needles.
hav November 14th, 2009 at 12:07 am
@BlurredExistence: or doctors… or hospitals… or nurses… did I mention hospitals?
Paulus November 14th, 2009 at 1:00 am
I already had it… its just flu. You lie in bed for a week alternately sweating and freezing for a week then you phone work who panic and give you a second week off,full pay, anything you like JUST KEEP THE F**K AWAY FROM US!!!!!”
Unless you’re one of the unlucky few who die from it.
Oh hell. I just remembered. I was supposed to go get the seasonal flu jab and the pig fucker flu jab last week. wonder if i can phone the office and say i didnt get the letter?
X-Hunter November 14th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
it’s a flu that likes fevers and flem. You get high fevers and alot of flem in the lungs. If your one of those suckers who can’t cough (really small kids) or has problems breathing to begin with (asthmatic, etc.) then congratulations, this is death. If not, suck it up and cough it out and you’ll be fine in 5 days.
Madsen, you sound like Sir Humphrey Appleby: It is characteristic of all committee discussions and decisions that every member has a vivid recollection of them and that every member’s recollection of them differs violently from every other member’s recollection. Consequently, we accept the convention that the official decisions are those and only those which have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials, from which it emerges with an elegant inevitability that any decision which has been officially reached will have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials and any decision which is not recorded in the minutes has not been officially reached even if one or more members believe they can recollect it, so in this particular case, if the decision had been officially reached it would have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials, and it isn’t so it wasn’t.
lost_scotsman November 15th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Woo hoo for asthma, I’m first in line, everytime
brain control November 15th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
It’s a conspiracy, don’t take the vaccine people.
br41ns70rm November 16th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I have to remember those 2 lines, couse i hate when people keep asking me things about the stupid flu. I just got a cold, and now everyone is asking me if i got the mexican flu.
Tnx for the line ^^ <3
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