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so would that mean she is your own personal black hole too? lol
More like his personal Uranus....
The people that don't get the punch should get out more. :)
He must be depressed after a total realization, its the only logical explanation
And thats the reason you should stay away from females... And males... And animals... And everything... Guess space is good for one thing :)
but corpses are fine. Necrophilia FTW!!!
Never a truer word said guys :(
I shan't say anything on the grounds that my girlfriend reads this.
It's all true tho (replace party with shopping!)
sorry honey!
As laws of physics go, gravity doesn't stand a chance against the natural authority of the Missus: deal with it or spaghettify. That was more or less the gist of Einstein's Theory of Relativity, wasn't it?
Yeah, I'm happily and stubbornly single.
YEAH RIGHT
Something wrong, dear? : )
That's the way the cookie crumbles, boys... ;D
And the way the bee bumbles