Kwai Chang Caine


Kwai Chang Caine

Friday | June 5th, 2009

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June 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm


June 6th, 2009 at 12:11 am

You’re going to hell for this…. so do I since I lol’d

June 6th, 2009 at 12:35 am


June 6th, 2009 at 2:57 am

Would normally laugh at a comic like this, but David Carradine? Not cool… He will be missed.

June 6th, 2009 at 3:47 am

Ouch. Too soon, man.

Too soon.

June 6th, 2009 at 4:10 am

… Just like Fox Mulder?

June 6th, 2009 at 4:35 am

There is only one S in HIS

Madsen (not the Mr.)
June 6th, 2009 at 9:02 am

I gotta go with Otto… Too soon… :-(

June 6th, 2009 at 9:08 am

Too freakin’ Darwin Award.

He will be remembered : not as Kwai Chang Caine, not as Bill, but as “the guy who jerked himself to death”.

Spiffy McBang
June 6th, 2009 at 10:05 am

Nah, Michael Hutchence will be remembered as the guy who jerked himself to death since he bollocksed it up first. The idea of Carradine doing it is… it’s like, part of it is absolutely astonishing because of the type of guy he was and the characters he played, but then, it also makes sense for the exact same reason- he had to have something weird going on.

Spiffy McBang
June 6th, 2009 at 10:06 am

Oh, btw, it’s not too soon to crack about what actually happened, but pedo jokes are really kind of lame unless there’s evidence of someone liking boy bums.

June 6th, 2009 at 11:31 am


June 6th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

i love the way he gets this “kill bill star” thing everywhere you look even though he was barely in the damn movies.

Mind you, not many people care about the kung fu series anymore so loose/loose either way right?

June 6th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

damn, another great one!
keep it up dude!

June 6th, 2009 at 5:12 pm


I think thats brilliant ,wot a kinky git =P

teh tim
June 6th, 2009 at 9:48 pm

HAH! thats what he gets for screwing Bruce Lee for the part in Kung Fu. Wow though that was a bit suprising o.O and he’ll be remember for his couple minutes in Kill Bill its like all the guy ever did was get five minutes of fame every few years so if he wanted his last five minutes this sure did it…death ftw

June 7th, 2009 at 2:48 am

Brilliant!! I just hope I’m not going to hell for laughing so hard. :)

June 7th, 2009 at 5:51 am

Definitely too soon. This is one of your very few not-so-funny ones…

June 7th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

A good comic and a hell of a way to go. Who woulda thought a 70 year old guy wouldn’t need viagra, just someone to help tie the noose?

June 7th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

Eew! Btw: in this very special case, I think it’s definitely Hiss death. Can’t you just imagine him hanging there, going: ‘Nassty ropesses… my precioussss…’? And little Frodo going: ‘I can’t reach!’
I need fresh undies, I think.

June 7th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Definitely a bit of provo going on, the last dozen or so gags…

June 7th, 2009 at 11:37 pm

I lol’d


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