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1. Jubei
   April 22nd, 2009 at 9:46 pm

   Sounds like my land lord, but more in the lines of “i don’t do anything for people that have less money then me”, next summer i bet i’ll get a ’sorry, i need you out of that house, i found someone willing to pay more”. rant rant rant

2. charlieMX
   April 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 pm

   I f he were Mexican he would wake up death with 30 bullets in his chest from an AK-47….damn you need mobs up there xD

3. robot makes music
   April 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 pm

   “never give money to people with less money than me” seems to be the rule the US gov is following while failing out our corporations.

4. thirdchild
   April 23rd, 2009 at 1:16 am

   Sounds like a regular bank. “Ok sir. I can see that you need 30k. In order to be able to lend you the money, we need to make sure that you have 60k in your bank account.”

5. Dave Lister
   April 23rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm

   Just like most banks, to get a loan, no matter the size, you need a fulltime job, but if you had a fulltime job, you wouldn’t really need that loan would you? >_<

6. lost_scotsman
   April 23rd, 2009 at 3:38 pm

   I’m on contract work, and so my chance of getting anything like a mortgage or loan is precisely nil! Damn you, you Bankers!!!

   I’m sure I’ve spelt that wrong

7. T-Fin
   April 23rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm

   Yes, “Damn you, you Bankers!!!” should be spelled with a “%$#@ing” before “bankers,” and only one exclamation point. ;)

   Well, capital “B,” no period after “wrong,” and some people might take issue with the word “spelt,” but otherwise….

8. lost_scotsman
   April 24th, 2009 at 11:28 am

   Just to clarify that the word “spelt” is fine in the UK:
   http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/spelt?view=uk
   I didn’t tell you my middle name was Pedantic did I

9. lost_scotsman
   April 24th, 2009 at 11:52 am

   only just worked out what my brute was – guess I should read these more
   http://lostscotsman.mybrute.com
   suffice to say I’m not getting any work done today