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Scary mother fucking game

Wednesday | March 11th, 2009




Jens
March 11th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

I still haven’t opened it, can’t wait to play it :)


Keiotic
March 11th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

The Ripper is so satisfying to use <3


xenophobia
March 12th, 2009 at 1:04 am

holy shit O_o


Malle
March 12th, 2009 at 1:21 am

Wow, that are the nicest shitstains i’ve ever seen, wallpapertime ;)


blurredexistence
March 12th, 2009 at 6:21 am

Erm… you want shit stains as a wallpaper?… werido!


Danny
March 12th, 2009 at 8:23 am

My sentiments exactly.

That game litterally made me shit my pants within the first 30 minutes of it. If there’s any game I won’t ever finish, it’s that one.


Flawed
March 12th, 2009 at 8:27 am

I actually played it for several minutes, until I got my first weapon.

Then I understood that I would have to actually face the bastards, so I quit and uninstalled the game.


Doc
March 12th, 2009 at 10:52 am

“I’ve got to get me one of these!”


Rogerjak
March 12th, 2009 at 10:54 am

The game is amazing. I beated-…twice.

And I got scared a lot. But what I liked the most was the constant tension the sounds induce.d


lost_scotsman
March 12th, 2009 at 11:32 am

How the hell did he manage to shit on the walls? Sitting in a pile of poo I can understand, but that’s surely a result of projectile pooping. Did he play with his pants down?…….. Actually that’s a silly question – It’s Madsen, of course he played with his pants down.


Tak
March 12th, 2009 at 11:36 am

I think I’m gonna go to the store pretty damn soon. I need to repaint the walls at home anyways. No fan of shooting games, but this I gotta see…


Anton
March 12th, 2009 at 12:27 pm

You gotta be joking! That game was great, but it sucked hard as a horror game! It’s just a thriller/shooter for me. Sure, it’s somewhat creepy, but not scary — that’s for sure!


Tak
March 12th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Loved the link to the ‘Available online for free’ stickers… Someone really had the guts to…?


Crim
March 12th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

I picked up the game when it first came out in November here in the states…started playin it thinkin “ehh, this aint so bad it’s jus…OH GOD!!!!”

The rest of the game continued like that. It doesn’t let up.


PhoeniXYZ
March 12th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Dead Space is amazing. Why didnt you play it earlier?


Nelz
March 12th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

ohhhh well dead space is OK but if u want some scary Sh1t u need to play Silent hill:)
pzzzzzzzzzzzz ut


soulofaqua
March 12th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

I have played it and I have returned it. It does not scare me much, the story ain’t great and gameplay solely is not satisfying enough for me.


Razor
March 13th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

The characters are designed to be scary, but just like in the Resident Evil games, they’re only frightening until you get a handgun. Then it becomes yet another FPS of the bunch. With tentacle-raping babies, if anything, but not even that saves the game.

Besides, the whole “pregnant whale crawling through a desert” mobility the main character has takes a lot of points out of the game, as does the plotline. I liked this game more when it was called Alien. And hey, Halo called, it wants its “main character whose face is covered just so we don’t have to animate it during cutscenes” back.

tl;dr: The game’s is not scary, only barely amusing, and full of tentacle pr0n. It’s Duke Nukem’s revenge.


Michelrpg
March 14th, 2009 at 3:26 am

without the bubblegum :(


Angie
March 14th, 2009 at 4:46 am

wee dead space! enemy-obliterating-scare-the-pants-off-you-goodness : )



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