Too texty? Seriously? I’d write something bitchy here about lazyness, but he’d be too lazy to read it. Curses! Stupidity triumphs once more!
Kyosuke March 2nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I laughed so hard, considering the ironic incident with the responce so far…
Best respond ever to those uptight guys with huge CV’s…
charlieMX March 2nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
ROFL!!!!!…..hey, that could’ve been me -depressed-
Metal_Link March 2nd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Too Funny; Did LOL
Hpnotiq March 2nd, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Too long… Didn’t read ;)
lost_scotsman March 2nd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Just cut to the facts – “Dear Sir, I need money, I can sort of do some of the stuff you need, and I promise not to steal too much stationary or abuse your company’s internet connection – please hire me”
blurredexistence March 2nd, 2009 at 8:21 pm
@Aberhazard: It seems to me he was joking.
You know, on one of my slightly related but pretty much not topics, a friend of mine told me that he’s been owed about 3 weeks back pay from a guy he’s doing a job for and this guy came up to him and asked if he could pay him next week because he “hasn’t got enough money to keep his helicopter in the air”. I reckon that’s the BEST excuse i’ve ever heard for not paying someone on time.
x25killa March 2nd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
At long last, some normal human understanding CVs are too long, didn’t read.
blurredexistence March 3rd, 2009 at 2:17 am
It was my understanding that everyone thought that. You’re generally told by Career Advisors that if your CV or application letter doesn’t grab an employer within the first two lines then it will not be read.
redrum March 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 am
Patrick March 3rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
If I had a dime for each time that happened to me :(
blurredexistence March 4th, 2009 at 2:42 am
@redrum: Lol cheers mate!
Jimmy March 4th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
i used this at work today… it was almost as awesome as this comic!
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