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Monday | January 19th, 2009




lost_scotsman
January 19th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

Hey, come global warming and all the massive flooding from the ice caps melting, you’ll be glad of those webbed fingers and feet! Watch me swim!!!!


An Englishman
January 19th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

I see what you did there, also everyone’s happy that way, they get bearded women, we get to laugh at bearded women :D

Also an Irishman is needed to complete the classic joke format that is forming here


pxl
January 19th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

On the sixthday. God did create upon the Earth the Dinosaurs, and it was not good. God then took from the Dinosaurs their flesh, leaving but their bones. God then thought to Himself; “How shall I place these bones, so that I might screw with humans.” And so He did hide the bones under ground. And it was good.
On the seventh day, God giggled.


Correction
January 19th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Slight amendment. If you’re following creationist theory and the path of human DNA, we’re all linked more recently. Let us not forget Noah. Following Biblical history, all human life, with the exception of Noah, his wife, his sons and their wives, were wiped out in a massive world wide flood.


mr.madsen
January 19th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

@pxl – HAH! :)
@Correction – True! Didn’t think of that, that’s inbreeding inbreeds.. mmmmm…


lost_scotsman
January 19th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Does anyone else think that God created our current world, looked at what man has achieved, and said
“That’s a mess! I think I’ll make a fresh one away from these assholes. I’ll make my next Noah a sheep! So much smarter!”.


Octavion
January 19th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Surly everyone knows it was the mice that created the earth…well paid for it to be created at least.


x25killa
January 20th, 2009 at 12:34 am

If god does exist, why the hell is France invented?


An Englishman
January 20th, 2009 at 4:14 am

Maybe France IS hell


Midean
January 20th, 2009 at 5:46 am

Even from an evolutionist standpoint, we are all inbred. The start of life be it creation or random both are believed to have started from a single point.


Ledish
January 20th, 2009 at 10:20 am

Well according to the bible…

1) God created Adam and Eve as the first humans.
2) Adam and Eve got two children, Cain and Abel.
3) Cain and Abel moved to another country and found themselves wives…
4) Wtf?


Tom
January 20th, 2009 at 10:56 am

Midean:
A) Evolution is not a random process.
B) Evolution does not explain how life began as it is not a theory of that.
C) The Abiogenesis theories that are held as most possible don’t start with “life started from this one single point.”

And, I liked the comic. :)


Reply@Midean
January 20th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Technically, no. There is no need for a species to start from a single point – rather, for example, the drifting apart of tribes of animals, forcing different groups to adapt to different stressors and pressures leads to a slow gradual change in the group.



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