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Monday | December 8th, 2008




HB
December 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am

kicked the english peps on the nuts eiigh


Nalr
December 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am

Worse teeth, more stabbings… oh, and a prime minister with a constitency in Scotland… which is seeking independence… Go figure…

Welcome to England!


fuzz
December 8th, 2008 at 11:09 am

yuk, I just got back after a week in London and I’m only just starting to recover, oh yeah, don’t wear a hoodie, londoners hate hoodies for some reason.


Spink
December 8th, 2008 at 11:32 am

God damn, stinking Londoners. I live in Wales, and would need a pretty huge incentive to go anywhere near London. Ugh. No thanks. And they do hate hoodies. They seem to think that everyone in a hoody is going to knife you for no good reason. Get in and out as fast as you can….


SticKboy
December 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Spink, the only reason you “hate” London is ‘cos you’re quite clearly jealous of the fact we have this little thing here you don’t get in Wales – civilisation.


lost_scotsman
December 8th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Can I join in with the Great British Dischord Debate? Just to say not all of us Scots are retarded and want independence. Most of those that do have a massive deep fried chip on their shoulder because they think the English are still bumming their mums, eating our babies and other stupid things that I can’t be bothered to think of. Most English people just don’t get it or even care and I can’t blame them. I like to think of myself as both Scottish and British, best of both worlds. Anyway back to the point London can be a dirty smelly violent knife riddled hell hole (you’d think being Scottish I’d be used to that, but I’m from the posh parts) (and I have nice teeth!)


lost_scotsman
December 8th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

I’m also not obese, a religious bigot (see Rangers/Celtic, Hearts/Hibs), ginger or covered in blue face paint. I’m actually not sure I’m Scottish at all. I’ve got some words for my mother………..


Jon Scrivens
December 8th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

I hate you all.


nips
December 8th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Midlands here, Wales>London… In fact there is nowhere I’ve been that sucks as bad as London… Londoners are just… different. Boris Johnson as mayor… they should be asshamed (lol typo worth keeping). Have a good time over here tho.


Battenburg
December 8th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

@lost_scotsman
I’ve got some words for your mother!!


RoR
December 8th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

NORTH WEST FTW!


Frozen_flame
December 8th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

London is fine as a tourist, not if you’re a resident.


dr-spangle
December 8th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

East Midlands here, London’s nice, rather crazy and shitty in some parts, but also nice in others where they flush taxpayers money away…


Hollee
December 8th, 2008 at 7:24 pm

Oh come on Madsen, you used the same subject for your tweet and your comic? Laaaaaaaame. :P


DTM
December 8th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

Madsen!!!!! you need to get your self up to Sheffield and have a blast! far better example of living in England ;-)

additionally im scottish heratidge living in Yorkshire,, related to the Stuarts Royal side if any Scots remember back in the day ;-)


Paulus
December 9th, 2008 at 12:57 am

DTM so am I if I go back far enough :p
Northumbria here. I’m not keen on London either. Been there quite a few times and it’s stupidly expensive and it stinks. Literally stinks. You’d think as the centre of the civilised world it would have better plumbing or something. Or air freshners. Maybe thats what boris Johnson should do next, issue those airwick plugins airfreshners to every street corner to try and get rid of the stench.


SticKboy
December 9th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

@ everyone outside of London: awww… cry moar ;_;


Ben
December 10th, 2008 at 4:24 am

SticKboy – such a nice guy – one reason everyone should want to go to Civilised London? Maybe one reason I’ll never bother with it again. Scotland was amazing, Wales is awesome, and most parts of England were so very different – but always better than London (unless you want to apy 3 pounds for green uncooked chips on the street….).

Get over it Stickboy – you’re the only fan on here. Most of England is going to the dogs – but London is the centre of the sinkhole m8. Get a life


An Englishman
December 12th, 2008 at 1:31 am

hoodies arn’t bad, chavs are bad

also it’s pronounced ‘laaandon’ by the locals :)


Eskay
December 12th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

I don’t get this whole English have bad teeth thing, do all countries have this stereotype about the English? I thought it was just america.

Ben- you’re trolling him for trolling, and somehow everywhere is awesome except london?? Did it touch you in the bad place?


steve
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 am

bad teeth are actually an english thing tho, i hate it so..


Faggots
December 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

The English have better teeth that almost every American.
And, whats more, London is paradise compared to most of America.
Faggots


MichaelPalin
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm

I just love it when people who don’t live in London feel like they can chime in about the city that essentially props up their unproductive sinkhole towns.



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