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The door stairs thing

Wednesday | September 24th, 2008




hav
September 24th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Damn doors, always in the way…


Led
September 24th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

You mean stairs ;)


Hugomanen
September 24th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Its quite logical, you cant open a stair thus you are bound to walk into them!


Tak
September 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

You cant walk on doors either, for pretty much the same reason.


Anonymoose
September 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Do people look their stairs in Japan?


Anonymoose
September 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

lock*


Hugomanen
September 24th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

@ Anonymoose: Nah, how do you think the Yakuza got so big?


Anonymoose
September 24th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

I don’t think the Yakuza specializes on robbing houses, since mos of the ppl in Japan live in apartments (I think) which means they have to walk up all those doors if they wanna start with the stairs on the top floor. Or they just use the elevator, whatever.


Hugomanen
September 24th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Nicely put Anonymoose ^^

Thinking about it though, since every room has a door, every time something is moved from one room to another in japan it must fall down the doors making the poor people rather surprised at to how this can be.
Thus the Yakuza can simply pick up the stuff neatly lying at ground level (and kidnap the rather confused inhabitants suffering great fall damage)


Fishia
September 25th, 2008 at 9:52 am

Great logic, but ill break it right after the start -> not every room has to have doors, some of em just have big holes, ha! gotcha.
Btw with the blood thing : when you get your spine broken, will you bleed on your face? o.O i never broke mine, will try tho.


Hugomanen
September 25th, 2008 at 10:41 am

Clearly you never heard of the concept of one way
In japan there is only one way to do a specific task.
thus there is only one way to exit a room – through doors!
thus every room must have a door.


RaineIscariot
September 26th, 2008 at 6:49 am

Actually I’ll contest that, Everything must be done one specific way,
a Room must be exited, through an exit. Not necessarily a door.
as for the breaking of the spine and blood on the face…. it’s splatter, gravity is different in japan.


Fishia
September 29th, 2008 at 8:51 am

Ooooh, different gravity, never knew. Mystery solved. Thx a lot.


Tak
September 29th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

So you walk up the exit out of the stairs? Or down the locked doors that are placed in pairs on the leftover stairs… I get confused. Where’s my TomTom?


Tak
September 29th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

TomTom=Ninja, off course


emongev
December 4th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

theres a Costa Rica Bar? =O =O



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