07/21/2008
- sample all the local schnaps ( the reason you’re drunk)
- plot to take over the world
- steal one of those cart thingies
- explain to security why you stole one of those cart thingies
- try more schnaps
- throw up at the bank counter
- explain to security why you threw up at the bank counter
- explain your world dominion plot to security.
- drink more schnapps ( with said security )
- try to board the flight as functioning human
July 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Replace the schnaps with Whiskey, and the location with Heathrow airport and I swear on that bastard we nailed to a cross, I’ve completed each objective on that list. They wouldn’t let me fly until I’d slept it off.
July 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm
LoL
July 21st, 2008 at 5:35 pm
all i can say is gj gj !!
July 21st, 2008 at 9:10 pm
It’s not a proper holiday until you’ve done at least half the things on that list.
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 am
correction, its not a proper holiday until you’ve done at least half of those things TWICE!
I look forward to hearing stories about San Diego Air Port
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:40 am
still stuck at Chicago ohare, drunk again, followup list coming
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 am
Meanwhile, at the bank counter.. “Hi there! I’d like to make a quick deposit!” *throws up*
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 am
Fool around with the airport security again! Let them check your notebook and then complain that they deleted all your porn!
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 am
You better not be drunk there when I go trugh Kastrup in August.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:18 am
This is what Australian soldiers traditionally do at Melbourne airport when they come back home from overseas operations. Except schnapps is hard to get a hold of so it’s normally vodka, whiskey or whatever else we can get out hands on.