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Things to Do at kastrup airport when you are drunk and your flight is delayed

– sample all the local schnaps ( the reason you’re drunk)
– plot to take over the world
– steal one of those cart thingies
– explain to security why you stole one of those cart thingies
– try more schnaps
– throw up at the bank counter
– explain to security why you threw up at the bank counter
– explain your world dominion plot to security.
– drink more schnapps ( with said security )
– try to board the flight as functioning human

July 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm

Replace the schnaps with Whiskey, and the location with Heathrow airport and I swear on that bastard we nailed to a cross, I’ve completed each objective on that list. They wouldn’t let me fly until I’d slept it off.

July 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm


July 21st, 2008 at 5:35 pm

all i can say is gj gj !!

July 21st, 2008 at 9:10 pm

It’s not a proper holiday until you’ve done at least half the things on that list.

July 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 am

correction, its not a proper holiday until you’ve done at least half of those things TWICE!

I look forward to hearing stories about San Diego Air Port

July 22nd, 2008 at 5:40 am

still stuck at Chicago ohare, drunk again, followup list coming

July 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 am

Meanwhile, at the bank counter.. “Hi there! I’d like to make a quick deposit!” *throws up*

July 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 am

Fool around with the airport security again! Let them check your notebook and then complain that they deleted all your porn!

Jón Frímann
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 am

You better not be drunk there when I go trugh Kastrup in August.

July 24th, 2008 at 2:18 am

This is what Australian soldiers traditionally do at Melbourne airport when they come back home from overseas operations. Except schnapps is hard to get a hold of so it’s normally vodka, whiskey or whatever else we can get out hands on.


There is no spoon.